Lie Clocks

Rabri Devi died and was brought to god for judgment.


As she stood in front of Angel, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.


Rabri: What are all those clocks?
Angel: Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.


Rabri: Oh... Who's clock is that?
Angel: That is Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.


Rabri: Whose is that other one?
Angel: That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only lied twice in his entire life.


Rabri: Where's my Laloo's clock?
Angel: Laloo's clock is in my office. I'm actually using it as a fan in my office.