Monday, December 31, 2007

Top 10 Time Magazine Photos of 2007

1. California Burning
Alameda County firefighters watch a helicopter douse a fire near Escondido, Calif., in October. A series of blazes raced across California, displacing thousands of people and destroying over a half-million acres.
2. African Storm
A gigantic cloud of dust, called a haboob, advances toward Khartoum, Sudan, in April. Seasonal haboobs can reach as high as 3,000 feet.

3. Fuel
Black-market gasoline is sold on the streets of Lagos, Nigeria.

4. Dark Passage
A young man winds his way down an alley of Hebron, in the Israeli-occupied West Bank.

5. Commander
Haval Syavent, a leader in the Kurdish PKK, pauses on the roadside leading from the Turkish border into Northern Iraq. The rebel group staged incursions into Turkish territory during the summer and fall.

6. Protection
U.S. soldiers shield a wounded comrade from debris kicked up by a rescue helicopter during fighting in Qubah, Iraq, in March

7. The Fallen
Attended by a member of the military, Rachel Guy-Latham, 22, mourns her husband, Sgt. Thomas Lee Latham, 23, of Delmar, Md. Sgt. Lee died in Baghdad in March.

8. Tradegy
Students at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, Va., participate in a candlelight vigil in honor of the 32 students and faculty killed in April by a gunman, who also killed himself.

9. Two Heads
Defense Secretary Robert Gates, left, and CIA Director Michael Hayden attend the swearing-in of the new Director of National Intelligence, Adm. Mike McConnell.

10. Bound for Hogworts
Harry Potter fans ride a steam train from Sydney, Australia, to a secret location for the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on July 21.

Computer Jokes (Tech Support)


Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."



Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"



Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."

Customer: "I typed 'A: SETUP'."

Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."

Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."

Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer: "What?"

Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer: "No..."



Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

Tech Support: ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)



Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

Tech support:



Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer: "A white one."

Tech support :



Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"

Customer: "Pentium."

Tech support:



Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

Tech support :



Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."


Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

Tech support:



Customer: "You've got to fix my computer.
I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech Support: "What does it say?"

Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

Tech support :



Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."

Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"



Tech Support: "What does the screen say now?"

Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support: "Well?"

Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"

Tech support:



Best of the Lot

A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: (keep quite)

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.

Tech support:

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech support: (hush hush)

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech: Just add the line LOAD NO SMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS .
Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User: MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NO SMOKE.
Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User: I need a new power supply.

Tech support: How did you come to that conclusion?

Tech support: (hush hush)

User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.



Customer care officer: I need product identification no: right now
and may I help u in finding it out?

Cust: sure

CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?

Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Joke of the Day !

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.”

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?”

Monday, December 17, 2007

Historical Rama !

In recent times, there has been a public debate raging on about the Rama Setu in which different sections of the population have taken different stands ranging from faith to commerce to environment. This has opened a debate on the historicity of Lord Rama since only if Rama is historical, can the bridge be man made.

Literature and Local Legends have continued to keep alive the image of Rama as a popular legendary hero, a righteous man, a noble King, a God. The conviction about the historicity of Rama, is based upon the ability to date Rama and the Rama Setu, to around 5200 BCE, ie 7200 years ago using traditional methods and validate the date scientifically too.

Friday, December 14, 2007

MEDgle - Personaziled Medical Search

Web search is a whole lot easier than thumbing through a household copy of The Merck Manual when you're trying to find out what you're sick with. A simple search based on symptoms might steer you the right way, but several medical Web services have gone the route of attempting to emulate the kinds of questions you'd get when visiting a doctor's office. One of them, called MEDgle has quietly been offering up a symptom-based medical search tool for the last year.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Balaji Temple at Ahmedadad

Its Worth a Visit Once !

Balaji Temple,
Opp. Nirma University,
S.G. High way,Charodi,
Ahmedabad - 382481
Telephone No: +91-79-65240865
Mobile: 0 9824250699

Monday, December 3, 2007

Good Photography !

Mankind most important discoveries

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.

Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.

Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.

Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.

Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money...

Man was all screwed up after that. !

Saturday, December 1, 2007

How To Face Problems !!!

Problems may come but u must take it as a "ROYAL CHALLENGE"otherwise people will call u an "OLD MONK"and stick a "BLACK LABEL" to u.But u must fight like "NAPOLEAN",live like a "BAGPIPER",strut around like "JHONNY WALKER",work till "8PM",think like a "DIRECTOR SPECIAL" .....And do not forget the cute little "BLACK DOG"Then your life will be like an "IMPERIAL BLUE"and if you do above things there will be good value for your "SIGNATURE"
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