Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Heights of various things

1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip

2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last

6. What is height of Stupidity?
Looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

7. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

8. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

9. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.


  1. what about this height?

    HEIGHT OF LIGHTNESS: a penis the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it.

  2. hahaha. i particularly liked #4. that one's indeed crazy for photocopying a blank paper. nice collection you have here. For more fun quotes you can check that link on top. cheers!


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