Enjoy the headlines that could be in 2025

Not to hurt anyone ! Just for a laugh........

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025

* President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi receiveItalian Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi.
* Dhoom 17 ready for release. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar
* Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend Aishwarya's 3rd marriage.
* Mein To Ab Bhi Jawan Hoon - Dev Anand's new movie set for releasewhere he plays son of Aamir Khan & Madhuri Dixit.
* After remakes of 45 films of Amitabh, Shahrukh now to play Amitabh'srole in remake of "Jhoom Barabar Jhoom" .
* Petrol Rs. 999/= per ltr.
* Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400 yrs.
* Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of The World Cup in 1st roundafter losing to Korea.
* Navjot Siddhu will launch his own TV channel where he is the Host & the Guest too.
* Riots in the Parliament as the newly elected MPs Mallika Sheravat & Rakhi Sawant enter the assembly.
* Maruti launches its new Hovercraft "SX-25". Honda, Toyota & Tata tofollow.
* A cap found in Mithi river - Sources say it belonged to a speciescalled Himesh Reshammiya...