How do the Iraqis hide from the Americans ????

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why???

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Why is it called building when it is already built?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Management Lessons!!!

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops-a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.



Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth.



This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.



By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.



So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, “Big John doesn't pay!," The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?" With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."



Management Lesson:" Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."

technology!!!!

After digging to a depth of 100 metres last year, Russian scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years
ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug
200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found
traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their
ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years
earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Indian newspapers reported the following: "After
digging as deep as 500 meters, Indian scientists have found absolutely
nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were
already using mobile phones & wire less communication."

good Q's & A's

1. WHY DID SACHIN MARRY A OLDER WOMAN?

BECAUSE A GOOD BATSMAN LIKES LOOSE BALLS!



2. WHY DID KUMBLE MARRY A DIVORCEE?

BECAUSE GOOD SPINNERS LIKES USED BALLS



3. WHY DID IT NOT WORK OUT BETWEEN SAURAV AND NAGMA?

BECAUSE HE DOES NOT LIKE TO PLAY SWINGING BALLS AND NEVER PLAYS ON THE LEG SIDE.



4. AZARUDDIN ASKS SANGEETA BIJLANI AFTER THEIR FIRST NIGHT,

" HOW WAS THE SHOT BETWEEN TWO FINE LEGS?



SHE SAYS" SHOT WAS GOOD, BUT YOU ARE NOT THE OPENING BATSMAN

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