1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last
6. What is height of Stupidity?
Looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
what about this height?
ReplyDeleteHEIGHT OF LIGHTNESS: a penis the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it.
hahaha. i particularly liked #4. that one's indeed crazy for photocopying a blank paper. nice collection you have here. For more fun quotes you can check that link on top. cheers!
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