1 stone is enough to break a glass. 1sentence is enough to break a heart. 1sec is enough to fall in love.
But y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...???
A boy's eye is Faster than Google in searching a Beautiful girl in crowd... : But : A boy's heart is slower than Governments bus while Proposing a Girl whom he truly Loves.
"COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN"
Hmmm..... Dats y it is said dat "COUPLES r made in HEAVEN.
My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said: At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot I still don't get why I got rusticated. I only asked him, Which End Sir?
Professor: What's attention deficit hyperactive disorder? Student: jimbalakadi bamba. Professor: Sorry, I don't undrstnd what u said? Student: Same here sir!
Father to son: why don't u just go and study? Son: what for? Father: U'll get good marks... Son: then? Father: U'll get good job. ......Son: then? Father: U'll have big house, new car. Son: so what after that? Father: after that U'll relax. Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???
Announcement in University:
"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"
Another announcement after 20 minutes:
"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"
Ugly Truth:
In Bed, It's 6AM, You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins... ...& it's 7:45
But in Office, It's 9:30am You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins... & It's Still 9:31
This simple checklist can help measure how you are nurturing your relationships.
The Gift of Listening But you must really listen. Don't interrupt, don't daydream, don't plan your response. Just listen.
The Gift of Affection Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends.
The Gift of Laughter Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."
The Gift of Solitude There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone. Be sensitive to those times and give the gift of solitude to others.
The Gift of a Favor Every day, go out of your way to do something kind.
The Gift of a Written Note It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime.
The Gift of a Compliment A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a super job," or "That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's day.
The Gift of a Cheerful Disposition The easiest way to feel good is to extend a kind word to someone.
